January 2012
December 2011
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I can’t beat this damn rolling metal thing in Skyrim and I might cry and accept defeat and never play again. HALP ME.
lardypoison:
snackparade:
what is the nickelback fandom called
Deaf
The holidays are over and I’m ready to get my party on. Another year in the same room with all of my family might just kill me.
gandalf: alright frodo, so i've just rode to minas tirith and back to come back here and check if your ring is the one ring, so lemme just... yep, that's the one ring alright.
frodo: oh well... that sucks.
gandalf: i know, right? ahahaha... ah well, guess you're going to have to take it all the way to mordor!
frodo: mordor... as in... the place just down the road from Minas Tirith
gandalf: yep
frodo: as in the place you just went to
gandalf: yeeeeep
frodo: the place you rode to and from just to check if this was the one ring
gandalf: that's about the size of it
frodo: did it... did it never occur to you to TAKE the ring there?
gandalf: ...w...what?
frodo: you're on the doorstep of the place you needed to take it to anyway, so why didn't you just... take the ring... read some scrolls... check if it was the one ring... and then pop off down to mordor?
gandalf: well... because...
frodo: instead, you're going to make me, a prepubescent 3 foot tall prick, take the ring, ON FOOT, all the way across the continent
gandalf: well... yes?
frodo: and how did you get there and back so quickly?
gandalf: i... i had shadowfax...
frodo: and were you going to let me ride him at all? because it might help. it might help a lot gandalf.
gandalf: but... he's... kind of my horse...
frodo: no. no, you know what, fuck this. i quit. i quit.
I never thought this life was possible.
“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be...”
– Erma Bombeck (via misswallflower)
our-window:
i don’t want to live, but i sure don’t want to die.
brb while I kill everyone
Watch
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD, directed by Edgar Wright (2010)
“I couldn’t explain at the time why they had it, and that’s probably the reason I...”
– Dolph Ramseur-BusinessNC.com/March 2007 (via ohsugargirl)
“I have been homesick for you since we met.”
– Scott Avett (via the-season-blue-remains)
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If I know only one thing, it's that everything...
